My Milkshakes Brings All The Gay Boys To The Yard

I don't know what it is about this little web-diary I have here. Somehow it fills a niche for a number of fellas looking for man-love.

Here is an abbreviated list of search terms that have led hapless visitors to the blog:

"Huge Dudes"

"PORNO HUB PUKING MALE"

"douchebag"

"smooth sexy puke"

"maine law cases taco neck and shoulder"

"puked on me"

"Dude Does College Roommate"

"boys peeing"

"i just peed my sleeping bag"

"metal retardation stories"

"dude eating corn at dunkin donuts"

"Coin-Op Shower camping condom story"

"greg hawkes hot nerd"

"boys peeing"

"hot dude rubs one"

"duded rubbing dudes"

Let it just be said that I heart the internet more than anything ever forever.

Negligent Blogging At Its Finest

Has it really been over six weeks since I've written anything? Man! I'm the worst blogger ever. And that's not easy. I've got some stories to tell, some updates to make, but there is a delicate matter of some timing on a couple of these... A few things need to pan out, fall into place, and then I can bless you all with the gritty details.

Gritty, sexy, buttery details.