Proof

I'm still writing. I can't get around to editing anything, so nothing gets posted. Reading a lot these days and thinking about how it's made. A painter has to look at paintings, a writer has to read. (And learn to type)

Robot Haiku

I was talking with Cat, my roommate, one evening about our individual creative writing endeavors, and we both expressed a desire to be more active in our pursuits. And for some reason, we decided that on tomorrow's lunch break, we would text some sort of modern day equivalent of exquisite corpse to each other in an effort to perhaps jump start something creative.

Somehow we agreed later to write haiku about robots. What follows is a record of what transpired.

Me: Robot haikuathon in 321
Fri 12:27

Me: Ev'ry day, welding
Car frames. Endless drudgery.
Must kill all humans.
Fri 12:31

Me: Motherboard, my heart.
Electrons stand in for blood.
I just want to dance.
Fri 12:33

Me: Rover stuck on Mars.
My cousin on Jeopardy!
So very lonely.
Fri. 12:35

Cat: Automated
Phone sex hotline voices.
R2D2 blows.
Fri 12:36

Me: So many zeros
And ones. I lose count sometimes.
Teach me how to love.
Fri 12:38

Cat: Scrap metal insides
My soul is a junkyard dog
Chasing after Ray
Fri 12:42

Me: Add, subtract, divide,
Multiply. An abacus
Was my ancestor.
Fri 12:46

Cat: Your poems flow like
A river of electric waves.
Robotic bard, you win.
Fri 12:51

Around The Interwebz

On July 1, 2008, I attended a ballgame at Fenway Park. I watched Kevin Youkilis hit his first professional grand slam vs. the Baltimore Orioles. I caught it on film and posted it to Youtube.

Today I got my 8th comment on it, and I thought I'd share.

YOUK!!!!!!!!!!! UR THE FUCKING MAN!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THE YANKEES THEY SUCK DICK BIG TIME IT'S ALL BOUT THE RED SOX U HEARD ME???????? YOUKILIS IS MY #1 HERO/FAN I FUCKING -3 U YOUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

MrHk1093 38 minutes ago



YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU­ (CANT FIGHT)


kayd1zzz 1 year ago




ahuevos putos

kebin yukilis el mjjOr awwiiwii


omarrin09 1 year ago



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THE YAN KEES RULEEEEEE


copyright12222111155 1 year ago



YOOOOOOOOK YOOOOOOK YOOOOOOOK


protoma 2 years ago




This tickles me to no end.