Screaming into the wind

Both members of the fanclub have been up in arms about my lack of attention given to the blog in recent months. The truth is, months ago, on the blog of a guy I went to high school with I found this image:


Puts this whole blogging thing into a bit of perspective. I'm just another monkey screaming into the wind. In space no one can hear you scream. In cyberspace everyone can hear you scream. It's just that no one cares.

Stay tuned for updates. I'm about to tell a weird and embarassing tale from my adolescence, and the story of my arrest, and more anecdotes of pointless minutiae that I'm the only person to read over and over again.